You have many flaws, he announced... “But there was one flaw that made all the other imperfections pale in comparison.”…
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and…
Its very variety, subtlety, and utterly irrational, idiomatic complexity makes it possible to say things in English which simply cannot…
In the English language there are orphans and widows, but there is no word for the parents who loses a…
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. Cecil Rhodes (attributed).
England has three great things: tea, that comes from India, and Oscar Wilde and me, who are Irishmen. George Bernard…
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world. Malcolm Bradbury
Not to be English was for my family so terrible a handicap as almost to place the sufferer in the…
We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners. We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians. Halvard Lange
England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex. Jackie Mason