An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George Mikes
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. Malcolm Muggeridge
In left-wing circles it is always always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that…
In England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to…
On the Continent, people have good food; in England, people have good table manners. George Mikes
Set in this stormy Northern sea, Queen of these restless fields of tide, England! what shall men say of thee,…
Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent. Voltaire, Description of the English Nation
A shopkeeper will never get the more custom by beating his customers, and what is true of a shopkeeper is…
There is no land like England, Where'er the light of day be; There are no hearts like English hearts, Such…
There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never…