I was looking for some action But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol You could wait for a lifetime…
When I was 45, I was married again, with two children and living in England. I consider moving to a…
Britain is just a small island … no one pays any attention to them. Dmitry Peskov (allegedly) Reference Wow, what…
In the light of this epiphany I even managed to make sense of the state of mind which led to…
English cuisine is generally so threadbare that for years there has been a gentlemen’s agreement in the civilized world to…
He thought risotto was an Italian football player but he prepared this in five minutes. —TV advert
As soon as the French start queuing up for baked beans, I shall commit harakiri, simply by leaning slowly on…
Like most British people, I see my body as a disused Methodist chapel, now used for storage of unsold jumble.…
Jeremy Paxman in his new book on the English argues that “for the majority of people, eating out is to…
The English can be explained by their Anglo-Saxon heritage and the influence of Methodists. But I prefer to explain them…