England has three great things: tea, that comes from India, and Oscar Wilde and me, who are Irishmen. George Bernard…
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world. Malcolm Bradbury
Not to be English was for my family so terrible a handicap as almost to place the sufferer in the…
We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners. We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians. Halvard Lange
England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex. Jackie Mason
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George Mikes
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. Malcolm Muggeridge
In left-wing circles it is always always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman and that…
In England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to…
On the Continent, people have good food; in England, people have good table manners. George Mikes