Quotes

I don’t want to be an ant, you know?

When I first read this quote, it stroke me like my feelings exactly about life in the UK. They way…

8 years ago

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ― Virginia Woolf, A Room of…

9 years ago

Wake up Britons!

As I recently drove through Greece I noticed repeated graffiti seemingly everywhere on every available wall. In large blue letters…

10 years ago

God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton

God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton All good women are naturally frigid It is better to be dowdy…

11 years ago

There is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman

In left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman, and that it…

11 years ago

The descendants of honest thieves will never allow their marbles to be lost

The Mayor said: “Someone urgently needs to restore George Clooney’s marbles. Here he is plugging a film about looted Nazi…

11 years ago

Quotes on Britishness

Britishness is a complicated and enormous thing—what different people see as meaning different things. It can mean one island, a…

11 years ago

Superman was in the Bible according to Brits

The findings from the Bible Society reveal a generation of parents who can’t tell the difference between Hollywood films and…

11 years ago

I was looking for some action but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

I was looking for some action But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol You could wait for a lifetime…

11 years ago

Madonna on Britain

When I was 45, I was married again, with two children and living in England. I consider moving to a…

11 years ago