As soon as the French start queuing up for baked beans, I shall commit harakiri, simply by leaning slowly on…
The fact remains that England may be a copulating country but it is not an erotic country... Girls are being…
The English have no soul, they have the understatement instead. George Mikes, How to be an Alien, p.24
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George Mikes
On the Continent, people have good food; in England, people have good table manners. George Mikes
Do not be misled by memories of your youth when, on the Continent, wanting to describe someone as exceptionally dull,…